Le 27 canzoni che compongono l'album sono le seguenti:
Questi sono alcuni dei successi cantati da News Article. Tra parentesi trovate il nome dell'album:
- Armed Lunatics Escape Maławieś Asylum!
- Art Dealer Arrested
- Mystery Man Rescued By Maławieś Fishermen
- Finally! The British Tyranny Comes To An End
- Our Government Cooperated With The Nazis
- Triumph In The East!
- America Rises From The Ashes
- America Surrenders
- Victory In Asia!
- Camp Commander Plans New Quarry
- Moscow In Flames
- What Happened To The Maławieś Serial Killer?
- Atomic Bomb Hits America
- Japan Pushed Back - Another Threat Approaches
- General Awards Local Asylum Director
- Benevolent Liberators Guard China's Borders
- The Reds Surrender
- Regime Crosses The Atlantic!
- Nazis Constructing Super Weapons
- The Liberation Of America Has Begun
- Editorial: Germany Has Betrayed Us!
- Paris Is Being Cleansed From “Undesirables'
- Dr. Oliwa's Miracle Retreat - A Family Business
- Last Light In England
- Royal Air Force Down But Not Out!
- America Loses Naval Supremacy
- Mold Infestation In Berlin